Move it, freshmen!

Hamilton High School: Home of the slowest moving freshmen in history. Honestly, I think that Hamilton may actually have a chance at a world record with this one. To all the freshmen out there reading this, I’m going to be blunt with you for a minute – you’ve gotta get your tails in gear.

Just because you have nothing to do and nowhere to go between classes doesn’t mean that nobody else does either. While you guys stand around, moving at half the speed of smell and forming giant clusters of people in the middle of the hall, most upper-classmen have classes to get to.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not “hating” on freshmen here. Everybody loves all of you and we’re all super excited to have to deal with you everyday. However, it gets really annoying having to duck and roll through the freshmen hallway to try and get around kids who don’t know how to move.

I realize that this little warning may be too little too late, and that chains of habit are hard to break, but at least move your little conversation clusters to the side of the hall. Please.


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